July 25, 2006

I Need a Lot of Things

Filed under: Uncategorized - abcmomma @ 5:25 pm

Stephanie did this hilarious post today about needs. She stole the idea from Natalie who got it from who-knows-where. Anyway, here’s the rules: Go to Google and type your name and then the word needs (in my case, it’s "Brooke needs")  then just list the results. Hopefully it will be funny.

Brooke needs to butt out. (I am too nosey…)

Brooke needs more air time. (Only if it’s about something positive.)

Brooke needs to cry and scream, and then we can all get on with our lives. (It happens about once a month.)

Brooke needs to realize that being a **** won’t get her everywhere. (HEY, but it will get me somewhere.)

Brooke needs a new ipod. (I don’t even have an old one.)

Brooke needs a little extra something. (Yes, I do, thank you.)

Brooke needs blood. (Is that why I’m so tired?)

Brooke needs to discover what is going on and who the killer is. (Sad story here.)

Brooke needs to get therapy!!! (Been there, done that.)

Brooke needs to be held responsible for what she’s done in the past. (OK, OK, it was ME!)

Brooke needs advice. (Just pick a subject and go with it.)

Brooke needs to pose so as not to emphasize her jaw. (I was trying to de-emphasize my nose.)

Brooke needs to lose 15 pounds. (I though it was more like 8 pounds, but, OK.)

Brooke needs polishing. (Or waxing.)

Brooke needs to be willing to take on a leading role. (Watch out, kiddos)

Well, this was enlightening.  Let me know if you choose to play.

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Ha ha ha, I’ve done that before on forums, too funny!

Comment by MamaDuck — July 25, 2006 @ 5:33 pm

I’ve been catching up. It sounds like you had a great trip to Utah. Cool pioneer story! This post looks like fun. I think I’ll give it a shot. Only, I have to decide if I use my psuedonym or my real name…hmmm.

Comment by oshee — July 25, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

I did this the other day, only I used “wants” instead of “needs”. It came out pretty silly.

Comment by kep — July 25, 2006 @ 10:08 pm

This was funny! I’ll have to try this sometime!

Comment by April — July 26, 2006 @ 9:51 am

I tried it, but only got 4 results- one of which was a corset, so not too far off.

Comment by Valarie — July 26, 2006 @ 3:56 pm

Heidi needs to know that every man she meets is drooling over her!!! hahahaha…so true!

Comment by Heidi — July 26, 2006 @ 5:14 pm

Too funny! Okay advice, I have but one tip. Don’t eat yellow snow…you’ll be fine.

Comment by Stephanie — July 27, 2006 @ 10:22 am

I think your comments on these are the best part of this. I started to do this and when I saw something along the lines of “Beth needs to look inside and deal with her issues about her weight” I ran screaming.

Comment by Beth — July 27, 2006 @ 11:33 am

Such a great idea! I did it over at Stephanie’s and mine were along the lines of Amber Needs a Getaway Escape and Amber Needs to Go (as in the bathroom). Both right on the money. :-)

Comment by Amber — July 27, 2006 @ 5:51 pm

So funny! I did this last week!

Comment by The Lazy Organizer — July 27, 2006 @ 9:21 pm

That’s so funny! I’ll have to try it.

Comment by Gabriela — July 27, 2006 @ 10:48 pm

What a laugh! I did it and linked back to you. :-) C

Comment by Cmommy — July 28, 2006 @ 8:29 pm

*This is really what came up scary scary!!!* Kimberly needs a family to provide her with structure, accept her for who she is, and give her unconditional love.

Comment by Kimberly — July 30, 2006 @ 11:35 am

I did this and thought all were funny, but was most concerned about this one: “Debbie needs to do something about the dead boy found behind her diner.”

Comment by debbie d. — July 31, 2006 @ 8:35 am

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